betterofallevils:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

“THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY”

magnezone:

draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep/ in love with you 

sodamnrelatable:

Normal:

When I’m with you

When you’re with someone else

 

buttsama:

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

tangiblesoul:

trynabecarefree:

That little girl at the end is like fuck yes

I’ve been waiting for this gifset lol

come-come-cardinal:

keepcalmandgosurfing:

geekyninja1:

attend-hogwarts:

grrrbarrowman:

skarosoul:

It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.

It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.

how old is google?

google is 13 today

iwishihadafather:

THE ENTIRE TIME IM WATCHING THIS IM SCREAMING “THIS IS BULLSHIT” AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS